Sunday, October 21, 2018

#511 Visit A Cranberry Bog


Back in October of 2006, I had the pleasure of visiting a cranberry bog in New England. Flax Pond Cranberry Farm in Carver, Massachusetts was the epitome of New England fall. The scene was both picturesque and breathtaking. The trees surrounding the farm were painted in deep, rich colors of evergreen, amber and burnt sienna. Crisp, scarlet cranberries, numbering in the millions, decorated the bog like tiny beaded ornaments. The colors were so intense and dazzling that I felt as if I were in a bucolic oil painting from centuries gone by.

As I studied the brilliance of the autumn backsplash, our tour guide Jack arrived, greeting us with a warm New England welcome. Jack owns and operates the Flax Pond Cranberry Farm along with his family. He also knows his stuff when it comes to the little crimson balls sprouting from the earth beneath us. He gave all of us an education on the world of cranberries as we explored the bog, admiring all the hard work involved in producing a successful cranberry harvest.

Stunning colors of Autumn in New England

Beautiful Cranberries at Flax Pond

Allow me to share the wealth of information Jack provided to our group.
Did you know?

  • There are two types of cranberry bogs: water bogs and dry bogs. 
  • Cranberries found in water bogs are used strictly for juice. 
  • Cranberries found in dry bogs are bagged and used strictly as fresh cranberries. 
  • The cranberries nursed in water bogs are very delicate. If there is any chance at all of a frost, the bogs must be drained immediately or else the farmers run the risk of ruining the crop. 
  • Bogs date back to the ice age. The were formed by glacial deposits.
  • The cranberry growing season lasts from April through November.
  • Massachusetts produces 31% of the nation's cranberries. 
  • Chances are, if you have ever drank Ocean Spray Cranberry juice or purchased a bag of Ocean Spray cranberries, it came from Flax Pond Farms. 
  • The cranberry is a Native American wetland fruit.


Ocean Spray purchases 99% of the cranberries produced on Flax Pond Cranberry Farm. The other 1% is sold in Jack and Dorothy's farm store. And speaking of our hosts, Jack and Dorothy are excellent, friendly people with a passion for all things cranberry. Their cranberry crops are treated with the utmost TLC. You could undoubtedly see that just from visiting their farm. They strive to produce the best cranberries possible and have much success in their endeavors.

In fact, their love from cranberries was so infectious that I became a huge fan of cranberries after this visit. Honestly, I had never particularly fancied cranberries, except to make my traditional cranberry and evergreen floating candle centerpiece around the holidays. I found them to be beautiful but way too tart for my taste. The aromatic cranberry scented candle I bought from their farm store further instilled in me a lust to give cranberries another chance to be a part of my life.

Now, I can't have a turkey dinner without cranberry sauce. I have even ventured into making homemade cranberry sauce because I enjoy the flavor so much. I am the only one who eats it, but hey, more for me. I discovered that I love mixing cranberry juice and orange juice together. The flavor combination of those two fruits is so heavenly that cranberry orange bread and cranberry orange shortbread cookies have become must haves during autumn in my house.

And don't even get me started on Trader Joe's Cranberry Orange scones. They are so addicting and so deliciously perfect that I am willing to drive 4 hours round trip to State College just to buy a few bags of them.

These Cranberry Orange Shortbread Cookies are the best!

Cookies all wrapped up for the Cookie Exchange

Cranberry Orange Shortbread Cookies Recipe

To this day, when I pick up my bags of cranberries around the holidays, I wonder if the Ocean Spray cranberries I am purchasing came from Flax Pond Cranberry Farm. I hope so because Jack and Dorothy are hard working, good people that strive to produce quality product for Ocean Spray. It was a pleasure visiting their farm and if I am ever on Jeopardy and there is a "Cranberries" category, I will totally own that bitch!

Chrissy



Tuesday, October 9, 2018

#222 Participate In A Pub Crawl

One night I chugged a fifth of Johnny Walker Black then crawled on my hands and knees to the nearest pub. Opening the door to the pub was a little tricky while on hands and knees, yet through determination and resilience, I managed to complete the task. The funny looks I received from the patrons and bartenders inside the pub made me feel a little bashful at first but they knew what I was doing. Or so I thought they did. They did know, didn't they?

It wasn't until one of the bartenders asked me what the f@ck I was doing on the floor that I realized they really didn't know what I was doing. I informed everyone that was doing a pub crawl. I mean duh?? What did they think I was doing?

Needless to say, to my surprise and embarrassment, I discovered I was doing the whole pub crawl thing totally wrong. I was so pissed too when I found this out. My hands and knees were all scrapped and bleeding, filthy from the disgusting sidewalks I had crawled upon. There is some pretty sick stuff on sidewalks. I mean really gross, sick, disgusting, vile, filthy stuff.

You know what, I can't even talk about it. I suppressed those memories way into the depths of my mind and threw away the key. I can't go back there. Not ever.

Just kidding, I didn't do that. There is not enough alcohol on the planet to make me smashed enough to crawl on hands and knees on any sidewalk in my town. However, I did dress up like a zombie princess and terrorized Market Street Square in Wilkes Barre, PA a few years back with Becky, Megan and Jeff. It was great.

Zombie High Homecoming Court 2012

We stumbled around, throwing ourselves onto storefront windows, scaring the shit out of patrons while moaning about wanting to eat their brains. I mean, who wouldn't enjoy something like that? In fact, the diners and staff at the Thai restaurant located in the square aptly named "Thai Thai", were actually really good sports about it. They were laughing and cheering as we made a mucky, smeary mess on their huge picture window with our fake blood and zombie make up. I felt a little bad about it at first, but then I didn't. It was great fun and they were enjoying the show as much as we, the performers, were enjoying being zombies.

Spooky window clings at Bert and Ernie's. 
But let's dial it back a bit! Our zombie pub crawl started at bar named Bart and Urby's. I know, it kinda of sounds like Bert and Ernie's. But, when you think about it, it's not even close. Maybe I am the only one who associated Bert and Ernie with Bart and Urby's when I first heard the name of the establishment. That wouldn't shock me at all to be honest.

Anyway, Bart and Urby's was Zombie headquarters. It was a no kill shelter where sheriffs and guys named Glen and Darryl couldn't hurt us. We were free to roam about and mingle with our fellow brothers and sisters of the undead persuasion. We admired each others blood spattered faces and raggedy clothes. We broke bread with cleverly named Zombies concoctions and gooey mozzarella cheese sticks. Yes, Zombies do enjoy fried cheese!

From Bart and Urby's our zombie crew plodded through the town square towards our next stop on the crawl, a pub named Senuna's. The mood was a mix of 28 Days Later meets World War Z meets Zombieland meets Shaun of the Dead. There were fast zombies. There were slow zombies. There were zombies with foggy eyes and Twinkie fetishes. There were zombies that liked to drink beer and play video games. There was even a British Zombie all the way from the UK.

Actually, it was just me talking in a British accent but I believe I was believable. I could have been from the UK. No one knows. Not even me.

Look at this pretty zombie princess. She will bite a mofo though! 
The Zombie King. His nose is bleeding. 
The Queen keeping her princess in line with a few bites!
At Senuna's we enjoyed Zombie Punch served in Mason jars. It was green, rather tasty and not at all made from brains. It was very refreshing after crawling through Market Street Square scaring the hell out of complete strangers. Ok. I am exaggerating. The strangers weren't really scared. They were laughing at us, which is good. We were a fun and funny group.

I had the opportunity to meet Jason Voorhees at Senuna's. He's actually a really nice person once you get to know him. And who doesn't love a momma's boy right? Miss America was there too. She looked amazing and not at all bloody. As for my group, we were kinda like the undead homecoming court of Zombie High. It was pretty cool. I wasn't on the Homecoming Court in high school but I was so much on the Homecoming Court for the zombie high school I just made up.  See, dreams can come true if you only believe.

What a blast!
Zombie Punch- Delicious!!
Mr. Vorhees aka Jason aka Mamma's Precious Little Boy
This guy and his wife were so awesome! 
Our Zombie Homecoming King Jeff!

From Senuna's our Zombie brigade crept towards our next stop in the square, a bar called Rodano's. The atmosphere as we did our crawl was so awesome. We were with a fun loving, zombie digging, Halloween celebrating group of people. There was no drama. We were all having a complete blast enjoying the season for a great cause.....animals! The proceeds from the crawl were going to the Luzerne County SPCA and the Luzerne County Avail-A- Bullies Rescue. How awesome!!

By the time we got to Rodano's we were all feeling pretty good. The laughs were plenty, the drinks were flowing and the make up was slowly wearing off. Then I noticed a celebrity sitting at the bar.  I screamed as soon as I saw him. I could not believe my eyes. Were they playing tricks on me? Could this really be real I thought. Becky suggested I go over and say hi to him just to make sure it was really him. So I did.

I mean, it's not everyday that you get a chance to meet The Count from Sesame Street.

The Count was very nice and cordial. I wanted very much to impress him so I began showing off my mad counting skills. I counted to three. I counted to five. I counted to seven. I even counted backwards to three again. He seemed to be very impressed with my numerical knowledge. I was pretty impressed with myself too. Why wouldn't I be? And, he didn't even seem too annoyed when I kept going "Ah Ah Ahhhh." What a nice fella! Vampires are people too.

 I was so starstruck!!!
The Queen Meg. Off with my head!
Amazing Zombie Representation! 
Me and Jilly Bean Zombie!

Eventually I made my way back to the Zombie Homecoming Court, super happy that I got to meet a childhood hero. I am not gonna lie, I pretty much kept doing the Count laugh the whole time we were at Rodano's even though I didn't mean too. It couldn't be helped. Thankfully Megan chopped my head off and I stopped going "Ah Ah Ahhhh."

From Rodano's, we made our way back to Bert and Ernie's for the wrap up party and awards. There were some really amazing zombie get ups in our brigade so I envied the judges that had to decide who should win. It couldn't have been easy to pick the winner. Also, in addition to super cool zombie outfits and scary monster costumes, we saw some absolutely brilliant, non scary costume ideas as well. I loved one costume so much that I am actually thinking of using it for myself in the upcoming years.

I love this costume idea.
I am going to buy a bunch of stuffed puppies and give them out for Halloween one year.
She was so great!! 
The stunning Miss America and her boyfriend. He was runner up!
Good man and good sport!
This adorable couple did win an award. They deserved it!

This was my first time doing a pub crawl and it was a total blast for many reasons.

1. We got to play dress up. Who doesn't love dressing up once in awhile?

2. We got to act like zombies the whole time. How is that not fun?

3. The zombie brigade we were crawling with, were downright awesome! Great people!

4. We helped raise money for animals! Having fun while doing good for our sweet, furry buddies was so outstanding!

5. It was something different from just going out and hanging at the bar. I liked that!

In closing, if you have a chance to participate in a pub crawl, give it a go. There are many different types of crawls out there and a lot of them are geared towards charitable causes. And if there isn't one in your area, why not have a pub crawl with a group of friends and do a theme or have scavenger hunt. Get creative!

Veni Vidi Vici!

Chrissy



Zombie Recipes!!!! 
So much better than brains!

Zombie Punch With No Alcohol For Kiddos and Non Drinkers

Goosebumps Punch

Bloody Zombie Cocktail

Zombie Slime Shooter

Midori Halloween Harvest Punch

Vampire Punch

Demon Juice

Spooky Halloween Cocktails from Cosmo





Monday, August 20, 2018

#456 Go To A LLWS Game

So a few years ago, Becky and I were seeking out another adventure. We are diverse gals. We can pretty much find enjoyment and fun in just about anything, even things we don't necessarily follow or practice religiously. We live by the mantra that life is short but life is also an adventure. Every positive experience there is to have, should be had.

Adventure Girls! Fessminski! 

This particular adventure brought us to the Little League World Series and Williamsport, PA. In 2014, Mo'Ne Davis and her Philadelphia Little League team took the world by storm. The lovely Mo'Ne Davis' made history in 2014 by becoming the first female to pitch a shut out LLWS game. She was also the first ever Little League baseball player to make the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Mo'Ne Davis brought my attention back to the LLWS. What kept my attention was the unbelievable display of sportsmanship these kids exhibited. Every team playing in the series was so impressive in how they interacted not only with their coaches and teammates but with the coaches and players on the rival teams. They all gave props and cheers where due, even if it meant giving them to an opposing team.

In August of 2015, a phenomenal Pennsylvania Little League team from Redland, PA was taking Little League world by storm. Redland represented the Mid Atlantic part of the United States in the series. They were crushing their opponents left and right. The Pearland, Texas team, representing the Southwest, was also rocking their opponents so, a friendly rivalry between the two teams was developing.  Becks and I decided we needed to check this rivalry out in person.

We have arrived! 
So, off to Williamsport we went!

Turns out, admission to the Little League World Series is free. Yes, you more than likely will have to pay to park somewhere, but the parking really isn't very expensive. I think we paid $5.00 one day and $10.00 the day of the championship. Once we went through the required security check, we were free to roam around Howard J. Lamade Stadium and perhaps slide down the hills on cardboard boxes.

Yes, cardboard sledding is an actual thing and it is HUGE at the LLWS. Kids and even some adults, bring flattened cardboard into the stadium, trek up the really large, grass covered hill, and slide down the hill on the cardboard. It is quite the sight. Very amusing to say the least. The kids have such a blast doing it and I think that is pretty damn awesome.


I am not sure how or why the cardboard sledding tradition started but it is almost as major an event as the games themselves. Even the little league players partake in this cardboard tradition. And some grownups do too. Maybe I found some cardboard. Maybe I slid down the hill on the cardboard. Maybe my butt hurt afterwards. Maybe I only went part way up the hill and not all the way to the top. There are a lot of maybes going on here. Maybe I'll shut up.

Watching the game from the hill. And sledding with cardboard.

What isn't a maybe and is definitely a definite is that the energy in the stadium was electric. The 2015 LLWS playoff and championship broke records for attendance over the course of the two week run. That August, almost 500,000 people attended the two week event. Becky and myself attended twice. We attended the Redland Vs. Pearland game as well as the championship game between Redland and Japan.

The first Redland game we attended was on a Wednesday night. We stood near the giant flag pole to watch the game. The enormous American flag was flowing beautifully in the dark of night, illuminated by the stadium's bright, glowing lights. The crowd cheered wildly every time Redland scored a run. Naturally, many people in attendance were rooting for the Pennsylvania team to win but plenty of cheers also went to the kiddos representing Pearland, Texas and their outstanding coaches.

My first LLWS game. Total blast. 
Well, most of the people were cheering. Yes folks, there is always one in every crowd. There was a guy nearby whom was taking the game way too serious. Not only did he know more about coaching than the actual coaches in the game, he also knew more than anyone in the entire world about the sport of baseball.

I'm pretty sure he was the only one who believed this but maybe there is one other person out there that buys into him. The negative things this man sputtered towards the players and coaches were obnoxious, rude and uncalled for. These were kids, not major league ball players.

Yes, they were playing important games that were being televised around the world. Yes, this was the opportunity of a lifetime for all of the young players and their coaches. Yes, winning or losing a game was a huge deal but, that did not take away from the fact that these kids were only eleven and twelve years old and still developing their ball playing skills.

Eventually, the people around this man, myself and Becky including, began glaring at him with disgust. A few people even told him to knock it off. He didn't take it too well. He was just an all around a-hole. I was honestly waiting for a fight to break out. The people attending the game with the obnoxious man were also getting pissed at him, telling him to simmer down. Thankfully he sulked off after spewing a few more insults.

As for the game being played out of the field, it was a very exciting to see the top two teams representing the United States give their all for one heck of a ball game. These youths has so much talent. I remembered looking up at the scoreboard each time a kid came to bat thinking to myself, what MLB team will this child be playing for one day? Because, some of the Redland and Pearland players will definitely find themselves in the majors no doubt.

When the game came to an end, Redland walked away with the victory. A few days later, they would find themselves in the World Series championship game. Their opponent... an outstanding team from Japan. Of course, Becky and I attended that game as well. How could we not? This was too exciting for the state of Pennsylvania. We had to witness the championship game that Saturday.

The stadium was huge, the atmosphere, amazing and Old Glory was waving and welcoming all!

I decided to bring out my red white and blue, star spangled leggings to represent the USA for the big game. I looked silly, but also received quite a few compliments on them as well. I was representing the USA all the way! Becks and I were super psyched and ready for Redland vs Japan. However, we were not ready to get scorched in the 90 degree, very humid, super sunny weather that Saturday afternoon. It was a super hot in Williamsport, PA. It may have sucked a little.

Anyway, the game started out great for the USA. Redland scored 10 runs to Japan's 2, including a grand slam home run in the first inning. The crowd was completely wild. Becky and I were hooting and hollering and dumping bottles of water on ourselves. It was hot but the excitement was too immense to care.

Unfortunately, Japan was just getting warmed up.

Spying on the sportscasters. 

Japan answered back with seven runs in the second inning. They kept loading the bases and the runners kept crossing home plate. Redland was having great difficulty getting to three outs in that inning. Japan then took the lead in the third inning. The score was 13-11. The summer temperatures were almost as unbearable as the deflated energy that quickly crept across the stadium. There were still three more inning to play though. Anything could happen.

Becks was scanning the crowds and noticed the really cool coach with the dreadlocks from Pearland, Texas walking around. Becks suggested I go ask to take a a picture with him. So I did. Andrew Solomon is an outstanding coach and mentor for the boys he manages. He was also a really nice person. He obliged my request to take a photo with him. I wasn't the only one though. So many people approached him to shake hands and take pictures. He didn't refuse anyone although I am sure he really wanted to just watch the game. He was a celebrity in that stadium no doubt.

Championship Day! Had the pleasure of meeting Pearland, Texas manager Andrew Solomon. 

Ok, back to the game. The fourth and fifth innings proceeded to be scoreless. Neither team was able to do anything against their opponent. The heat had to be getting to them as well I thought. It was sweltering out. When the sixth inning rolled along, Japan managed to put up five more runs, sealing the fate of the championship. Sighs.

Dejected, the Redland team fought tears and sadness to congratulate Japan on a well earned victory. What was even more endearing was watching the kids from Japan consoling the Redland players after their heartbreaking loss. All of these kids were so special I thought. They were my heroes.

Becky and I discussed how impressed and proud we were of the sportsmanship, conduct and human spirit all of these kids displayed. We hoped that life would not change these kids at their cores. All of us know how tough and disappointing life can be at times. It can and does change us. But, if we can keep in our core, a faith in humanity and continue to nurture our childlike spirit while applying wisdom and experience, the good will always outweigh the bad, even if it seems the opposite.

Chrissy




Wednesday, July 25, 2018

#502 Visit Boothbay Harbor, Maine

Boothbay Harbor, Maine is all of that and a bag of lobsters. Boothbay is a quaint, bustling seaside town that offers so much to see and do. Food, shopping, art and cruises along the harbor are just some of the things to enjoy on a visit to this town. And don't worry about eating too much, dive in. The food is incredible. You will walk off those delicious calories exploring this amazing little village.

McSeagulls
Boothbay Harbor was an unexpected surprise to me. It was one of those places you didn't realize was a bucket list goal until you were already there. You see, when visiting one of my nearest and dearest friends, Rebecca B, whom had recently moved to Maine, she requested I stop at the Maine visitor center to get some travel guides. She wanted to peruse them as she was trying to figure out what Maine adventures we could have.

She had already planned on Portland, Maine for lobster, which I rave about in my Eat Lobster In Maine Blog. It was so fabulous. But, at the time, she was still newer to Maine and wanted to explore further up the coast.

Of course, I was more than glad to explore different parts of Maine with her on my visit. We were both very intrigued by Boothbay Harbor from looking at the travel brochures on it. It looked like a fun place to visit. So, off we went, ready for an adventure.

I remember how excited Becky was when we came upon the town. Her eyes lit up. She was gushing about everything. She was hoping to find a cute little seaside area within an hours drive from her house so she could visit often. Boothbay Harbor was exactly what she was looking for. She even said that.  She said " This is exactly what I was looking for." LOL!

Scenes from along the Harbor.






There were so many stores and shops lining the harbor streets, offering so many different wares. We did some serious window shopping. Anything and everything blueberry was at your beckoning including blueberry soap. And while I passed on the soap, I bought a jar of blueberry jelly. I am a total sucker for it. I made sure it was produced by a Maine blueberry farm though. I wanted authentic. That was important to me. I must say, Maine blueberry jelly is hands down the best blueberry jelly I have ever had. I was very pleased with my purchase.

Of course we had to sample some homemade ice cream as well since there were multiple ice cream shops along the harbor. How could we resist?  Finn McCool's by the wharf offered homemade ice cream from Stone Fox Creamery in Monroe, Maine. We decided to give it a go. Becky selected Mint Chocolate Chip and I opted for Wild Maine Blueberry. Talk about an orgasm in a cone. It was so freakin perfect. Both of them. The ice cream was rich, creamy and flavorful. To this day, I dream about this ice cream on a regular basis because I am such a foodie. Okay, I'm just a weirdo.

Stone Fox Creamery
Wild Blueberry Maine Ice Cream by Stone Fox Creamery

Finn McCool's
Even the puppy liked ice cream. 

In another cute souvenir shop, I purchased a candle. I am not gonna lie, when I first came upon a candle scented like Moose Farts, I was rather reluctant to take a whiff. But, I did anyway. I am a curious cat like that.

Turns out, moose farts smell like a warm cup of heaven on a cold snowy day. I guess their shit really doesn't stink, unlike a lot of people who believe this to be true about themselves. I could not resist buying my very own jar of Moose Farts. I enjoyed burning that candle immensely.

We also visited a shop called Eventide Epicurean Specialties. This store was a food snobs dream. I must admit, I am a total food snob. My budget of course, does not allow me to be a full fledged ingredient bitch, so I have to settle for common food most days. But, occasionally, I do allow myself some treats for hard work throughout the year.

Eventide had an infused oil and vinegar bar where you could sample from just about every infusion combination possible. They also offered specialty wines, cheeses, meats and other gourmet accoutrements. We spent some serious time in this shop, sampling oils, vinegars and browsing the many unique offerings on display.

Becky fell in love with an infused, Vanilla Balsamic. We discussed how it could be incorporated into dishes. Fresh strawberries and cream came to mind. Grilled pears with vanilla bean ice cream was another suggestion. Chocolate bars and dried fruits drizzled with vinegar was also another idea. Eager to experiment, Becky got herself a little bottle to try. She got me one too. :)

Note: So far, I have used my Vanilla Balsamic mixed with grapeseed oil on spinach and fruit salads, over vanilla bean ice cream, and in my zucchini and squash packets. I have even put a few dashes of it on my pizza margherita. It really adds an unexpected but tasty kick to any dish.

Eventide Epicurean Specialties. Such a cool store!


As we kept exploring the village, we came upon a store dedicated to one of Maine's most popular creations, the whoopie pie. Wicked Whoopies was not only a cute, colorful bakery that has been showcased on the Food Network, it offered so many different flavor combinations of whoopie pies I never knew existed. Chocolate and vanilla was the most popular combination but Wicked also offered strawberry, lemon, chocolate chip, red velvet, orange cream, vanilla bean, peanut butter and black forest whoopie pies, just to name a few. There had to be at least 20 different flavors on the wall.

You could also purchase a 5 lb. version of the classic chocolate and vanilla whoopie pie if you so desired. The thing was massive! I have a confession to make though, I am not a huge fan of whoopie pies, or so I thought. Most of the whoopie pies I have tried were from mass production bakeries so there was always a chemical taste to them in my opinion. When I tried a sample of one of Wicked's Whoopies Pies, I went gaga over them.

They were sooooo good. There was no chemical, mass produced aftertaste to them. The cake had the perfect texture while the center was creamy and sweet. Wicked Whoopies also offered frozen whoopie pies as a cold treat on a hot day. I am one of those weird people that actually enjoy chilled cakes so I found that idea to be fabulous. I took advantage of the buy 5 get one free deal and bought ten whoopie pies. 12 whoppie pies for $20. I couldn't wait to pass them out back home.

Note: They were all scrumptious but the Raspberry and Cream and Vanilla Bean were my favorites! Heaven!




Shopping is not the only fun thing to do in Boothbay though. Becks suggested we should take a boat ride. We looked at the boat tours available from Cap'n Fish's, one of the boating companies along the harbor. There were so many different cruises to choose from. There were puffin and seal watches. There were whale watches. There were lobster hauling tours. There were scenic harbor and lighthouse cruises. There was also a 3 hour, 44 mile gem of a boat cruise that took its voyagers all around the Kennebuc River up to the Bath Iron Works.

That's the one Becky liked the most. I am glad she chose that one. What an incredible boat ride it was!

After a small lunch at Fisherman's Wharf which included a fabulous Shrimp Po' Boy, we boarded the cruiser and pulled out of Boothbay Harbor. As we sailed into the Atlantic, we were witness to a wedding taking place on a huge sailboat. What a beautiful way to exchange vows! We cheered the wedding party on as we sailed by. They cheered right back.

Leaving the harbor.
Fisherman's Wharf
Lobster trap chairs. Not sure how comfortable they would be. 
Boothbay Harbor
Fisherman's Wharf
Getting hitched!

We also encountered the first of 7 lighthouses on this cruise, Cuckhold Light. Our very knowledgeable captain gave us such an amazing background on all of the sights and scenes along our cruise. And while the wind was very cold while we were speeding on the Atlantic, once we were on the Kennebuc river, the breeze turned beautiful and relaxing.

We sailed past thousands of lobster traps. We saw historic Fort Popham which surprisingly, was not a defense fortification for WWII. This fort dated even further back. It was utilized during the Civil War. That surprised me. The creamy sands of Popham beach were not too far from the fort. It would become a beach Becky would visit often.

The sight of cedar shingled homes nestled among the deep evergreen trees and rocky grey cliffs were the perfect portrait of Maine summers. How I wish I could spend part of my summer living in Maine. If I won the lottery, I would totally do that. Every single bit of scenery we gazed upon seemed so unpolluted by man. The earth and all of its wonder was strong here. It was free here. It was majestic and respected.

Fort Popham
Stunning nature!
Kennebuc River Views

Becky yelped with delight as she spotted a seal near the boat. I stood at the ready, camera aimed at the water, hoping he would immerse from the 68 degree water for a photo shoot, but he did not. I tried willing him to the surface with my mind. That did not work either. I must have been having an off day. The captain tried his hardest to spot some seals for us, even going so far as to take us near a rock pile where they loved to sunbathe.

Unfortunately, the only thing on the rock pile that day were seagulls. I will say, Maine seagulls are not as rude and obnoxious as their cousins, the New Jersey seagulls. Jersey gulls are total drama llamas and french fry thieves. Still, the Maine gulls had a penchant for being noisy busy bodies.

Eventually, I did spot one seal in the water. Becky pointed him out very quickly for me. He was so cute with his spotted brown coat. He was also very quick. He was gone before I could get my camera ready. I was just thrilled to see one. They were such adorable, playful creatures. Seeing them in the wild was wonderful.

Fog Bell Tower
We sailed past Doubling Point Light. This was one of my favorite stories on the cruise. This lighthouse, as well as several others, were built in the late 1800's to assist in navigation to and from Bath, Maine, also known as the City of Ships.

Unfortunately, Doubling Point Light had become endangered due to neglect and rough weather over the years. It tumbled into the sea. Through grants and fundraising, the lighthouse was able to be pulled from the water and restored to it's glory by the group, Friends of Doubling Point. I love hearing things like this. It was also my favorite lighthouse on the cruise.

I also noticed some curious, obelisk type structures along the cliffs and shores. These structures were called Fog Bell Towers. I had never heard of them nor seen any before that day. These towers worked hand in hand with the lights to assist ships traveling through heavy fog. The keeper would have to manually ring the bell to warn captains if they were riding too close to the shore back in the old days.

As we passed one of the bell towers, the owner enthusiastically rang the bell for our ship, resulting in an uproar of cheers and applause from the boat. It's the little things in life people. It's the little things. We spied a bald eagle's nest in a tree on a little island in the water. The eagles were protecting their eaglets still in the nest. They looked so regal and breathtaking perched in their tree.

These houses though....
The owner of this house rang the bell for us!

We headed towards what would also be another favorite part of the cruise, a visit to the Bath Iron Works. As we approached the Iron Works, we noticed this really huge, really sleek, modern boat in the water. I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I had never seen anything look quite like that before. It was both really weird and really beautiful. It was also very grey.

Our captain explained that what we were viewing was one of two Stealth submarines built for the US Military. He explained that a third one may be built but, after that, there would be no more. The reason being was the price tag for these submarines were close to $5 Billion dollars. $4.9 billion to be exact. I almost fell off the boat when he said that.

Well, ok. I did not almost fall off the boat. But I was definitely a little taken aback when he said the word billion. Regardless of the price tag, these ships were absolutely stunning and I stared at them pretty much the whole time we cruised past the iron works. I wondered what they must look like on the inside. Pretty fancy I bet. I tried to picture how they would appear underneath the water, sneaking around the ocean floor. They were so cool. The only thing that could take my eyes from the ships was the Carlton Bridge.

Bath Iron Works
Bath Iron Works
Stealth Submarine
Stealth Submarine, Bath Maine

The Carlton Bridge was vertical lift bridge spanning the Kennebuc River. Carlton Bridge used to be a passageway for US Route 1 on it's upper deck. US Route 1 is 2369 miles long. It runs from Fort Kent, Maine all the way down the east coast to Key West, Florida, where I took a picture of myself by the sign. I had too. It was very symbolic being at both the beginning and the end of the longest route in the USA. I hope to visit Fort Kent, Maine for another beginning and end picture. It's a Bucket List goal.

Anyway, this bridge is now only open to occasional rail traffic. The fate of this bridge is up in the air because it failed inspection. The steel is deteriorating. Eventually this bridge may end up being permanently closed to any type of travel but for now, it has been deemed safe enough for trains to travel across.

From the Carlton Bridge we came upon the Southport Bridge, which is a really cool, horizontally swinging, truss bridge. It only swings on the hour and half hour though so sometimes there is a bit of a boat traffic jam. We waited in line as the bridge began to swing open. It was the first time I had ever seen a bridge like this in action. I found it absolutely thrilling. Again, it's the little things people!

Carlton Bridge
Carlton Bridge
Southport Bridge, Maine
Southport Bridge, Maine
A sailboat passing through the truss swing bridge.
From the Southport Bridge, we continued to make our way back to Boothbay Harbor. But before we could get there we, had to pass through both the upper and lower Gates of Hell. I wish I was joking but I am not. The Gates of Hell were the one thing standing in our way from a safe return home. I figured we would have to fight our way through, but I didn't have any weapons on me to battle Satan and his imps except for a cigarette lighter. Something told me using a cigarette lighter as a weapon would be a source of amusement for Satan. It would be like bringing him a bouquet of roses.

I began searching my purse for other weapons. They say money is the root of all evil and Satan is the evilest, so my 11 dollars and fifty one cents could be used for bribery purposes. If that wasn't enough, my Eyeko liquid eye liner was smudge proof.

Maybe Satan would be willing to trade that for our lives. I mean it gets hot in hell. Who wants to deal with runny eyeliner right? I also had a tube of Benefit's Bad Gal mascara I could throw in. It practically has the word evil in it's name. Satan would appreciate that right?

As I frantically searched through my purse to find something to protect us during our passage, the captain started talking about things like tides and currents and cycles and rivers meeting. I looked up from my purse, confused. Were there going to be werewolves too? You know, the cycle of the werewolf and all. Man, what kind of boat ride was this I thought? I was so confused.

Turns out, the Gates of Hell are narrow passageways that sometimes give boats a difficult time when navigating the currents because they are sailing against the tide. I think so anyway. There were a lot of nautical terms being thrown around and I have very little knowledge on sailing so that is what I got out of it. I was just happy I wasn't going to be encountering werewolves and Satan. Besides, the heat and humidity of Hell would have totally ruined my windswept hair do.

A few kids walked to the front of the boat, enjoying a Jack Dawson moment, although I am pretty sure these kids had no idea who Jack Dawson was. Well I did know who he was and as soon as the kids walked away from the bow of the ship, it was my turn to go up there. I yelled that I was Queen of the World, pretending I was flying. I said I would never let go Jack. Then, my graceful, dainty ass tripped over a metal thingy sticking up from the boat and I almost took a header on the way back to my seat.

Passing through Hell's Gate
The Lower Gates of Hell
6 of the 7 lighthouses we saw on our cruise. I missed one along the way. Probably when I was doing my epic recreation of that famous scene from the movie Titanic!


Cuckhold Light
Cuckhold Light
Burnt Island Light
Burnt Island Light
Doubling Point Light
Doubling Point Light
Squirrel Point Light
Squirrel Point Light
Owl's Head Light
Perkins Island Light
Perkins Island Light

Once we returned from our fantastic boat ride, we decided to get a few beverages at the Mystic Mermaid on Pier 1. They serve a Mermaid Lemonade that is to die for. We took our beverages and headed to the deck to enjoy the water. Becky and I talked about life. We watched boats sailing around the harbor, including a really vintage style boat that reminded me of a 1970's Cadillac. It was really sharp.

Mermaid Lemonades
We enjoyed live music from a very talented singer. It was a very cool place that was all about mermaids and mermen so we fit right in. After another mermaid drink, we took a stroll down the wooden harbor bridge, checking out the boats and buildings along the port.

Becky was also on a quest to find good pizza in Maine. So far she was coming up empty. Pier 1 Pizza, across from the Mystic Mermaid looked promising. She bought a slice hoping it would be comparable to the pizza back home. Sadly, it was not. It was not all bad though. Because there was no good pizza in Maine, she learned to grill her own pizza which is way better anyway!!

We ended the our day at McSeagulls. Please do not confuse this restaurant with that lesser known restaurant with an Mc at the beginning of their name. This was McSeagulls and while it was super expensive, it had good food and live entertainment until 9pm. Their Prime Rib Melt was very delicious and tender. I forgot what Becky ordered but she said it was pretty good. Our server was a riot. She was very blunt about what was good and what was horrible on the menu. She had great wit and sarcasm. We appreciated her.

Scenes from the hah-bah.  Wicked Pissers!





Exhausted after a fun filled day trip to Boothbay Harbor, Becks and I headed back to Lewiston, Maine with more great memories to add to our Fessminski adventure club. It was a wonderful day of new experiences and delicious food. I highly recommend visiting Boothbay Harbor if you ever find yourself in Maine. It is a really sweet town with beautiful vistas and friendly people.

Check out these cool Boothbay Harbor Attractions and information links!







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